Porsche What?? When You Have Money You can Afford to Leave Your Porsche In the Mud

Thanks to the i-know-all satellite navigation system it actually used his garbage in garbage out wisdom to lead a popular Liverpool player into a muddy trough. And guess what, the guys name is actually 'Andre Wisdom'. Sad to see the computer brains prevailed, afterall maybe its more reason to advocate that robots replace humans in certain areas *sighs. I saw that in a movie 'Elysium' and it wasn't to bad *eyerolling*. Anyways the Liverpool and England U21 Captain was left to trek three miles back to the main road after his car got stucked in the mud. I will leave the sights and scenes for you to judge if the player actually lived up to his name 'wisdom' or not. Before then, the player might hear chants such as 'Where is you porsche, where is your porsche, Andre wisdom where is your porsche' when next he gets on the field of play LOL.

                                          Image: Andre Wisdom